Ugh. The relationship between the H/h didn't make any sense. After ignoring but secretly lusting after each other for 3 years, the H aggressively comes onto the h in a ridiculous manner. This is a Xmas themed book but most of the references made me laugh. Case in point:"Stretch you out a bit so that on Christmas morning this Santa can stuff his cock up his Elf's back chimney and deliver his load."COME ON! That quote landed this book on my ridiculous shelf. Predictable but not enjoyable.